The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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