So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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