I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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