Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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