Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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