I just pynch a tree in the face
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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