My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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