I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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