We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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