I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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