Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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