just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
now i know why i became what i already was.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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