I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
My pussy is not your playground.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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