He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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