Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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