Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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