last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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