4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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