BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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