What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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