Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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