3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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