It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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