So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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