normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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