That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
did i just pee glitter
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize