I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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