i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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