no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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