i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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