just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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