Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize