You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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