Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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