Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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