at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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