I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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