That's intense
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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