Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
