What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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