LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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