We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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