My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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