no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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