ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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