the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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