that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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