i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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