Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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