spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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