I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
