oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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