how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you will always have a special place in my vag
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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