I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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