In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Randomize
