she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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